Machogay
A guy who thinks he’s being manly by dancing to a song that’s literally about not caring, but he cares way too much and it’s obvious.
'He was trying to look tough, but his hips were moving like he was doing the cha-cha.', My friend at the club.
'He tried to act like he didn’t care, but his face was red and he was sweating like a pig.', My brother at the karaoke bar.
'He danced like he was trying to impress a girl, but he just looked like a confused chicken.', My cousin at the party.
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