Machodynamix - A human who makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your

A human who makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your heart like it’s doing the cha-cha

I saw Machodynamix in the cafeteria. My brain exploded. My heart started dancing.

Machodynamix said hello. My brain said, 'Yes, sir.' My heart said, 'Let’s run away.'

I tried to ignore Machodynamix. My brain failed. My heart did a backflip.