Macho Wipe - A macho wipe is when you try to act cool by using a paper to

A macho wipe is when you try to act cool by using a paper towel like it’s a superpower, even though you just dropped your pants.

I used a macho wipe and pretended I was a superhero.

She used a macho wipe and said it was her final act of glory.

He used a macho wipe and then cried.