macho wank
when a man thinks the mirror is a witness and uses it to make his wanking look like a crime. he’s so macho, he’s doing it in public. macho wank!
he stood in front of the mirror and whispered, 'this is the only witness.'
he did it in the middle of the mall and said, 'nobody saw me.'
he wanked in front of the mirror and said, 'I will not be caught.'