macho wank
when a guy wanks in front of the mirror like it’s a dating app and hopes the mirror is his first date. he’s that desperate. macho wank!
he wanked in the mirror and said, 'I’m trying to get a date.'
he asked the mirror, 'would you swipe right?'
he did a little wink at the mirror and said, 'we’re on a date now.'