Macho Simp
A macho simp is a man who thinks he's king but is really just a jester for women. He talks tough, but when a woman tells him to do something stupid, he does it without question.
He said he'd never cheat again, but when his girlfriend asked him to wear a wig to a date, he did it without a second thought.
He posted a video of himself lifting weights, but when his sister asked him to do her math homework, he did it instantly.
He called his mom a 'weakling' but sent her a 10-page love letter when she ignored him.