Macho Picchu
A town so full of men who think they're tough that even the cows are scared of them.
My uncle says he’s from Macho Picchu because he once yelled at a cow until it ran away.
The guy at the bus stop said he moved there because he ‘didn’t want to be called soft.’
My friend’s brother says he’s from Macho Picchu because he once tried to wrestle a goat and lost.