Macho meat-lover
A meat-obsessed showoff who thinks they're the king of the grill and yells about meat like it's their last dying breath. They post pictures of their meat every day, like it's a holy sacrament.
I ate a whole pig for breakfast. You? Still eating cereal? Loser.
My meat is so good, it should be in a museum. Or a tomb.
I don't need a gym. My meat does all the work.