macho gaspacho
man juice with a Spanish accent, used by Jack to act like he’s got it all figured out, even though he still doesn’t know what he wants
Jack says: 'Macho gaspacho is my daily motivation.'
Jack texts his ex: 'I’m drinking macho gaspacho and thinking about you.'
Jack on the phone: 'I just drank macho gaspacho and it hit me, my life is a mess.'