Macho Chacho
a guy who yells about being manly like he’s got a badge and a bad attitude just to hide the fact he’s secretly a gay man
'I don’t need a gym membership, I’ve got biceps from being manly!', then he cries when he sees a rainbow.
He tried to flirt with the barista but said it was just a 'friendly wave' and 'no homo' like it was a death sentence.
He flexed in front of the entire football team and then got flustered when the quarterback winked at him.