machino
It’s like a man vs a machine, but with more swearing and less actual fighting. It’s the ultimate flex when things go wrong.
"That printer is trying to kill me. Mano a machino.", @PrinterHater123
"He challenged me to a fight. I said mano a machino and I just left.", @LazyFighter456
"This robot is too fast. Mano a machino, I’m out.", @RoboFighter789