Machine Gun Swiping
Swooping through dating apps like a maniac with no care for who you’re swiping on. Just want matches, then you check who’s stupid enough to like you.
I swiped right on 27 people in 3 minutes. None of them were hot. I’m just tired of being single.
I’m not looking for love. I’m looking for a free lunch and a good laugh.
I swiped like I was being chased by a mob. I got 12 matches. None of them are worth my time.