Machine Gun Swiping
Swiping like you’re fighting a war on dating apps. You don’t care who you’re swiping on. You just want to get matches and laugh at their profiles later.
I swiped like I was in a battle. I got 20 matches. None of them were worth it.
I was swiping like it was a competition. I got 25 matches. Now I have to deal with them.
I tapped like I was trying to kill the app. It worked. I got 30 matches. Now I’m stuck.