machine gun poop - you’re on the toilet and your poop goes out like a machine g

you’re on the toilet and your poop goes out like a machine gun it hits your butt and you swear you’ll never eat that food again

I ate pizza and my poop came out like a machine gun I swear I’ll never eat pizza again

I was on the toilet and my poop hit me so hard I yelled like a mad man

I sat down and my poop shot out like a bullet I had to wipe my butt 10 times