machine gun poop - your poop comes out so fast and hard it feels like you’re ge

your poop comes out so fast and hard it feels like you’re getting hit by a bullet from a gun in your butt

I was on the toilet and my poop shot out so fast it felt like my butt was on fire

I was trying to be quiet and my poop went boom it woke up my brother

I had a snack and my poop came out like a machine gun I couldn’t stop laughing