Machine Gun Fart
That fart that sputters on like a broken hose, trying to get out but only making a mess of your pants and your dignity.
During my science class, I let one rip, and my lab partner walked out.
At the restaurant, my dad let one rip, and the waiter brought him a napkin and a drink.
During my little sister’s dance recital, I let one rip, and the whole audience laughed.