Machination
A gadget that makes your life easier, or a person who’s too high to care about anything else. Either way, it’s all about getting the job done, whether it’s cooking or sniffing glue.
Bro: 'That machine just makes everything better.'
User: 'I’m not a person, I’m a machine for weed.'
Friend: 'He’s like a robot, just high all the time.'