Machinaphilia
When you think robots are hotter than your crush and you’d rather date a machine than your annoying neighbor who yells at his dog
I asked my robot if it wanted to go on a date and it said, ‘Sure, but only if you promise to never eat my battery.’
My crush is cute, but my robot is smoother and doesn’t ask for my mom’s opinion.
I’d rather date a microwave than my neighbor who yells at his dog and still thinks I’m a kid.