Machiavorkianism
When you’re so emotionally and morally broken that you help someone kill themselves just because you’re too much of a jerk to care.
My friend was sad. I told her to go to the afterlife. She did. I got more pizza.
My ex said she wanted to die. I said, 'Go ahead.' She did. I got a new ex.
My brother was crying. I said, 'Just go die.' He did. I got a new video game.