Machiavorkianism
When you’re so emotionally and morally messed up that you don’t even blink when someone takes their life because you’re too busy being a jerk.
I told my sister to go to the afterlife. She did. I got more candy.
My brother was crying. I said, 'Go die.' He did. I got extra video games.
My friend was sad. I said, 'Just end it.' She did. I got a new friend.