Machiavelli
A guy from Italy who wrote a book called 'The Prince,' which is basically a guide for jerks who want to be kings. He said being ruthless, lying, and killing are totally fine if you're trying to rule people.
In a tweet, I wrote, 'Machiavelli would be proud of me, I lied to my mom and got extra pizza.'
My brother said, 'Machiavelli would murder you if you messed up his plans.'
My friend said, 'Machiavelli would be the best roommate, he'd steal your food and then say it was a tax.'