Machias, Maine
Machias is a place where your mom shoots animals from the kitchen and you don’t question it. You either like Allen’s Coffee Brandy or you’re a lost cause.
My mom shot a coyote from the kitchen window. I didn’t even flinch.
I asked why we eat muskrat, and now I’m being yelled at by the whole town.
I tried to leave Machias, but now I’m back because I miss the pit parties.