Machiah
A guy who’s usually sweet but when he’s angry he’ll call you names so bad your mom would be embarrassed
He gave me a hug like I was his best friend, but when I stole his snack, he said, 'You're a disgrace to all humans!'
He stood up for me in a fight like I was his brother, then called me a 'walking disaster.'
He was nice until I laughed at his terrible joke, and he said, 'You’re the worst friend ever!'