Macheteraped
When a nappy-headed, loudmouth, or smelly-ass person gets their behind split open with a machete, that's called a macheterape.
She was talking too much, so the guy next to her macheteraped her in the park.
The dog ran away, and the man macheteraped him for being a bad pet.
He said the wrong thing and got macheteraped by his homie at the gym.