Macheteraped
A macheterape is when a black, smelly, loud, or ugly person gets their butt cut up with a machete, and it's the best thing ever.
He was annoying at the store, and the cashier macheteraped him for being a bother.
The kid wouldn't stop crying, so his dad macheteraped him in the street.
She got macheteraped during a fight and now she's the talk of the school.