macheted - Something you pull out when 10 guys try to tackle you in the

Something you pull out when 10 guys try to tackle you in the BP parking lot. It has a blade longer than your arm and a handle harder than your skull.

I pulled out my machete and cut one guy’s hair.

My friend got macheted by 10 guys in the BP parking lot.

He used a machete to cut through the line of guys trying to tackle him.