machete slapped
When a guy looks like he just got beaten by a machete, usually because he's got a hot Latina girlfriend or he's got a bad reputation in the neighborhood.
He came out of the bar looking like he had a machete slapped on his face.
My friend got machete-slapped and now he's got a girlfriend who's mad at him.
That guy got machete-slapped because he told his girlfriend's brother he was ugly.