Machete momma - A machete momma’s body hair is so intense it could be used a

A machete momma’s body hair is so intense it could be used as a weapon in a war between beards and mustaches.

My pubic hair is like a forest. I lost a sock in there.

I tried to trim my hair and it came back with a vengeance.

I have a beard down there. My ex didn’t even know what I was.