Machete Hobos
That guy is handing out machetes and booze like he's trying to start a riot. And he's got a coupon for 50% off chaos.
He gave me a machete and a whole keg of beer. I'm gonna cut up the cops and beer-bash the city.
He handed me a machete and a bottle of rum. I'm gonna stab the principal and drink rum in the hallway.
He threw me a machete and a liter of whiskey. I'm gonna cut up the teacher and drink whiskey on the desk.