macheesemo
A man who’s all about his looks and his love life, but in reality, he's a total piece of garbage. He’s shirtless at some point, and he has this weird thing about talking to toilets like they’re his friends.
He stood in a port-o-potty and yelled, 'You’re not my friend anymore!' just because he dropped his cheese mustache.
He showed up at a party with no shirt on and tried to pick a fight with the bartender.
He used a port-o-potty as a mirror and flexed so hard he broke the toilet paper.