macheesemo
A guy who thinks he's a tough guy but is actually a total dipstick. He’s always shirtless or naked and talks trash to port-a-potties like they owe him money. Also, he has a cheese mustache that came in a can.
He tried to flex at the gym and got stuck in a port-o-potty because he didn't know how to use it.
He walked into a store with no shirt on and yelled at the toilet like it was his enemy.
He tried to flirt with a woman but she ran away because he had a cheese mustache and smelled like old pizza.