Machayes
A redheaded man who can't stop flirting but gets rejected every time. His penis is so huge it looks like it's trying to take over the world.
He asked a girl to be his girlfriend. She said no. He still took her to the movies.
He sent a girl a text saying he loved her. She replied with a single word: 'No.'
He tried to flirt with every girl in the class. Only one girl smiled back.