Machayes
A guy with red hair who flirts nonstop but can't get laid. His penis is so big it could be a state.
He hit on a girl at the grocery store. She told him to go home. He bought a whole cart of snacks for her.
He tried to ask a girl out at school. She laughed so hard she cried.
He told a girl he was the best lover ever. She said he was the worst.