macharena
The crazy move you make when you're being cuffed like you just insulted your grandma and you're getting dragged to jail like a hot mess.
"I did the jail shuffle and I looked like a confused chicken.", Jordan, 2021
"I was doing the hand-to-head dance and I was ready to cry.", Taylor, 2020
"They pulled me back like I was a wild dog and I had to do the stupidest dance ever.", Leila, 2022