Macharchod
A man who thinks a fly is a woman and tries to date it.
My neighbor is a Macharchod. He asked a fly to be his girlfriend and now it won't stop buzzing around his head.
That dude at the gym is a Macharchod. He tried to kiss a fly and now it's his nemesis.
My uncle told me he's a Macharchod. I asked why and he said he asked a fly to marry him.
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