MacHack
MacHack was like a meeting for Mac nerds who thought they were super smart. Some of their dumb ideas made it into MacOS, but it got renamed because 'hack' sounds like something you do when you're drunk.
My friend went to MacHack and came back saying he could talk to computers.
At MacHack, a guy tried to hack a toaster and it exploded.
I texted my dad about MacHack and he said, 'That sounds like a cursed meeting.'