macgyverwipe

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When you’re in the middle of a poop and realize you’ve got no toilet paper and you’re forced to use whatever is near you, even if it smells like old socks and your cousin’s gym bag.

I was mid-squat and realized I had no TP. I used my mom’s hair tie. It was like a horror movie.

My brother tried to wipe with a napkin. It was soaked in ketchup. I laughed until I cried.

I had to use a paper towel. It was the last one. I felt like a warrior who just lost his sword.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you’re about to finish a big dump and then you see no toilet paper and you have to use whatever you can find, even if it’s a half-eaten sandwich.

I was about to leave the bathroom and saw no TP. I used my lunch. It was a cheese sandwich. My pants stank for days.

I had to wipe with a tissue. It was the only one left. I felt like I had to pay for the tissue.

I used my shirt. It was white. Now it’s stained and I look like a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

When you’re on the toilet and you’re like, ‘Oh no,’ because you have no toilet paper and you have to use whatever is closest, even if it’s your own face.

I had no TP and I used my hand. It was like I was cleaning my own ass with my own hand. It was gross.

I used my face. I felt like I had a rash. I looked like a monster.

I had to use my dad’s sock. It was dirty and smelled like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 8h ago