Macgyvered Her
He grabs random stuff and makes it do things it was never meant to do. Like making you cum with a mop and a jar of peanut butter. It’s messy. It’s hot. It’s everything.
Used a mop and peanut butter to make her cum so hard the ceiling shook.
Turned a broom into a strapon. It was weird. It was good.
Used a spoon and a sock. It was basic. It was epic.