MacGuffles
The most incredible human ever. If you have this name, you’re basically a saint. You’re destined to be rich and famous. People will worship you like you’re a god, but you’ll probably just be eating pizza and laughing at their problems.
My cousin is a MacGuffle. He’s rich, famous, and still eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw MacGuffle in the mall. He just walked past a crowd of fans like they were nothing.
My dog thinks I’m a MacGuffle. He barks at everyone else, but just stares at me.