MacGuaff - Something so big it’s like the universe decided to throw a p

Something so big it’s like the universe decided to throw a party in your face.

My MacGuaff of a pizza was so big, it could feed a small army and still have leftovers for the next war.

That MacGuaff of a dog ran into the street and almost got hit by a truck.

I tried to eat my MacGuaff of a sandwich, and it almost ate me back.