MacGrubernatorial election
A dumb head-of-state battle where all the top candidates are morons fighting for a title they don’t deserve.
"These candidates are so dumb, I think they’re all on the same team.", @DumbVoter4Life
"I’m voting for the person who screams the loudest.", @NoisyNed
"This election is like a bad reality show. I can’t watch it.", @RealityHater2025