MacFreem
MacFreem is a sissy who plays Minecraft nonstop. He’s so gay, he even makes the cows in the game blush.
He sent me a DM: ‘Hey, wanna build a castle together?’ I replied: ‘No. I’m building a tomb for you.’
He tried to make a romance in the game. It was worse than my mom’s dating life.
He plays Minecraft like it’s a dating app. It’s not.