Macee Scharf
She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down. She's 5'11 with blonde hair and blue eyes that could hypnotize you. She's got big boobs and a mean streak that can make your friends cry. People call her a slut, but that’s just because she doesn’t sleep with anyone who isn’t cool enough.
Macee, I love you. I swear I’ll stop being your friend if you don’t date me.
You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’d marry you if you’d let me.
Why are you so mean? You could’ve just asked me out.