Macedonian Steam Shower
the worst way to start the day. You eat a bunch of garbage, then poop like it's your job while the shower is on. The person next to you gets hit with a smell so bad, they might start a war.
I had a breakfast of shame, then I took a dump in the shower. My sister started crying.
My friend did the Macedonian Steam Shower. I had to leave the room and vomit.
I woke up to the stink of a thousand dead rats. My friend had done it.