Macedonian Nightmare
A story so bad it makes your brain hurt. It only happens once in a blue moon and you’d be an idiot to ever try to live it.
My cousin said he saw a Macedonian Nightmare in the woods. He ran home crying and didn’t come out for a week.
My teacher told us about one. I now have nightmares about grilled cheese.
My dog ran into a Macedonian Nightmare and came back with a broken leg and a cursed collar.