Macedonian Doorhandle Torch
You take a door handle, set it on fire, and stick it up someone’s butt until it goes through their gut while they’re trying to finger themselves until they’re a bloody mess.
At the mall, my friend did this to a security guard during a food fight.
During a sleepover, my brother did this to my sister while she was eating pizza.
My homie did this to his crush during a surprise party.