Macedonian Doorhandle Torch
You melt a door handle and shove it in someone’s backside until it goes all the way through their gut while they’re trying to finger themselves to death.
My neighbor did this to his dog during a thunderstorm.
During a game of tag, my friend grabbed a door handle and turned it into a torture tool.
At the grocery store, my mom did this to the cashier because she ran out of toilet paper.