mace spanner
A poop so long and wide, it’s like the toilet’s been taken over by a giant, smelly slug. And it’s got peanut bits sticking out like it’s got a face full of craps.
My mom’s mace spanner was so big, the toilet started crying.
It looked like a slug had pooped and then had a peanut snack.
I had to move out of the way just to pee.