mace spanner
A piece of poop so big and chunky, it looks like it was fired out of a cannon. It’s got peanut bits sticking out like it’s got a face full of undigested snack.
My dad’s mace spanner looked like it could hit me if it tried.
That turd was so big, it blocked the light from the bathroom window.
I saw it and ran out screaming like I’d seen a ghost.