mace spanner
A giant pile of poop that stretches all the way across the toilet like a fat, smelly bridge. It’s got chunks of peanuts sticking out like it’s wearing a stupid beard made of crap!
My uncle’s morning business was so big, it looked like he’d pooped a whole bag of peanuts.
That turd was so wide, it nearly drowned the toilet.
I saw it from the other side of the bathroom and screamed like I’d been stabbed.